Saturday, November 12, 2011

Bellies You Can Tickle And Bellies You Can't

Tickling someone's belly is one of the most delightful things you can do, but it's also something that will get you shot through the eye by zealous security guards. In this handy guide I've organized bellies by their tickleability, and the likely outcome.


Bellies You Can Tickle


BABY
Outcome: Giggled at/Vomited on

PUPPY
Outcome: Bitten KITTY
Outcome: Bitten. Hard.

SNOOKI
Outcome: Giggled at/Vomited on


Bellies That Could Go Either Way

DALAI LAMA
Outcome: Enlightened/Beaten by Shaolin monks


QUEEN ELIZABETH II
Outcome: Arrested by English police/Knighted with an "arrangement"

AMERICAN ALLIGATOR

Outcome (lying on back/lying prone): Chafed hands/severed hands


Bellies You Can't Tickle

ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPION CAIN VELASQUEZ
Outcome: Coma/Death

ANN COULTER
Outcome: Covered in fluid from venom sacs

FBI SWAT Team Agent
Outcome: Arrested/Tasered/Featured on Youtube

(Photo NoteSnooki by Aarons: /licensing info here; Dalai Lama by Luca Galuzzi of www.galuzzi.it; Alligator by Norbert Nagel/licensing info here; Cain Velasquez by The Doppelganger/licensing info here; Coulter by Kyle Cassidy/licensing info here.)

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