Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Conservatives Are Going To Be Mad If American Sniper Doesn't Win An Oscar

American Sniper earned multiple Oscar nominations, and if it doesn't win anything people across this country are going to be mad. You know what? I understand. I really do. I hate to admit it, but conservatives are right about this issue.

Look, like it or not, this is a center-right nation, and viewers really loved that film. If the Academy refuses to recognize how effectively the movie reached those men and women, they'll feel cheated. They'll feel like their opinions don't count for anything. Like people from some completely alien culture just swept in and stole their voice. Took their autonomy away.

If you're not a red stater, you probably don't get it. You probably think people are wrong to like American Sniper. But that's not the point. It's their movie, it connected with their values, and if someone from a part of the world they've never visited just comes over and tell them those values are wrong... well, no one likes that. Everyone gets angry when that happens.

Ask yourself, "How would I feel?" How would you take it if you and your friends and family - the people in your culture - made a decision about what kind of movie was great? But then these arrogant and rich jerks, folks who claimed they were from an advanced culture, even though you knew they were just entitled pricks... these insufferable people started ordering everyone around and trying to lecture you about right and wrong in your own home? God, just thinking about it ought to make you enraged. Who do they think they are, right?

There isn't a single person who likes it when some - let's admit this - some foreigner barges onto the scene, tears up their world, and starts acting like they own the place. People who do that are universally hated.

That's about the absolute stupidest, most jackass way to behave. Anyone who does it is asking to get hurt. Badly.

No one ought to understand this better than the kind of folks who go in for American Sniper.

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3 comments:

  1. Alex Trebeck: "And now, Double Jeopardy! This country is home to the Tigris and Euphrates rivers....Anybody? Bueller?"

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    1. I'm glad to share the Internet with you MH.

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  2. But...they're...THEM. And we're...US.

    THEY aren't like...us. I mean, they're...THEM. They...look different. They...eat funny food. And they don't...they...

    We can't possibly be wrong. Not possibly. We can't possibly have DONE wrong. Because we're good people and good people do good. Only evil people do evil. And because we're good we can't have done evil.

    Because we're us and they're...them.

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