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Tuesday, February 24, 2015
D&D Stats of the 2016 GOP Contenders - Rick Santorum
ACTIVITY CYCLE: Day
INTELLIGENCE: Average (8-10)
TREASURE: Lair In Verona, PA (I)
NO. APPEARING: 1 (Plus 2d4 staffers. Treat as Human Pilgrims for stats)
ARMOR CLASS: 10
HIT DICE: 1+3
NO. OF ATTACKS: 1
DAMAGE/ATTACK: 1d4/1d6 (nails/teeth)
SPECIAL ATTACKS: See below
SPECIAL DEFENSES: See below
MAGIC RESISTANCE: Nil
MORALE: Fanatic (17-18)
XP VALUE: 150
Rick Santorum is a former US Senator from Pennsylvania who ran in the 2012 GOP presidential primary, winning in 11 states and coming in second to Mitt Romney. He speaks Common and has a limited understanding of Orcish.
Combat: Santorum fights aggressively, charging into the fray and delivering wounds with nails and teeth. When cornered he has the natural ability once a day to utter a short prayer that functions as a Cause Light Wounds spell, as if used by a 3rd level Priest. When encountered Santorum often (40% chance) wears a sweater vest that functions as a +2 Cloak Of Protection against attacks from journalists and anyone of Good alignment. It's a cotton/acrylic blend, and it's made by JCPenney.
NOTE: This is part of a series. Check it out at GOP Monster Manual.
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