Monday, July 6, 2015

Why The GOP So Richly Deserves Donald Trump

It's not that every grownup in America knows Donald Trump will lose the election.
It's that every grownup in America knows Donald Trump doesn't even want to win.

Winning an election is not the point. You know it and I know it. Donald Trump probably giggles about it late at night. He's going to dominate headlines for a couple of news cycles, tarnish the Republican brand as he forces GOP candidates to respond to his idiotic statements in ways that run the risk of alienating the yokels in their base or the people in the center. He'll smother all the smaller candidates by taking away their coverage, and he'll force the bigger candidates to work harder to connect with voters. In the end he'll drop out, and then he'll leverage all that free publicity to help him get the next book or TV deal.

You could almost say he's exploiting the GOP.

Yes, the Republican Party is being exploited by a rich white businessman with a bloated sense of entitlement and a sociopathic indifference to the harm he does to others.

Kind of funny if you think about it.

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6 comments:

  1. That might have been his original intent, but it seems to have backfired. He's losing deals and it's even affecting his golf game....

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    1. It would be nice if we all collectively agreed to pull the plug that particular reality show.

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  2. Respectfully disagree. Chump deeply believes in his entitlement to be president, since he is a110% sincere narcissist.

    Only a 110% narcissist would sport that hairstyle and imagine that folks ain't laughin' at him behind his back...

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    1. I want to argue, but the awesomeness of your web-name distracts and defeats me. You have won without fighting. I humbly bow.

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  3. Thankyuh, thankyuh verrimuch.

    But please don't give up too soon. Pointing and laughing at Narcissus Orangutang is the most awesomest thing in the history of the internets.

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  4. Come to think of it, if there had been internets back in 1932, I'm sure a lot of folks in Germany woulda been pointing and laughing at a delusional maniac with a weird haircut...

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