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Wednesday, August 12, 2015
"Screw You, Yeats," Another Classy Poem By Donald Trump
Screw You, Yeats
By Donald Trump
Maybe the falcon's ignoring the falconer.
Ever think of that?
Maybe out there in that gyre,
Or whatever it's called,
It says to itself, "Fuck it. I'm a goddamned falcon.
I've got sharp claws, an open sky...
I'm going to do my thing, you know? Falcon crap."
Call it falling apart if you want,
But I call it freedom.
A wave of us think like that -
A tide of us, blood in our eyes,
Coming from wherever,
And we are passionate about one thing:
We're not going to Dial 1 for English.
That's the spirit of this country,
A spirit that will be revealed,
A shape from out of the desert, the West...
A king without pity - that's what they want, the body of men.
The head of Fox
Is moving his slow, wrinkly thighs -
Which is disgusting, yes -
But he's getting kind of excited watching the ratings soar,
While all around him
Reel shadows of the indignant Steve Doocy.
The darkness drops again; but now you know
That two centuries of stony sleep
Have turned to Jeb's nightmare.
I am the rough beast whose hour has come round at last...
And I can't wait to launch a thousand nukes
At anyone who looks at me cross-eyed.
(Photo by Michael Vadon. Rights information here.)
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