Then something occurred to me though. And I really did get mad. Why are Ted Nugent and Alex Jones chatting on a radio show when they should be stuffed in a FEMA camp getting waterboarded and reeducated? I was specifically told this would happen. Sure, maybe Ted wouldn't go quietly, and we'd all
Palin, Huckabee, Bachmann... These people are still with us. Let me say that again: They're still with us.
And Glenn-Fucking-Beck! Why is Glenn Beck walking around molesting American flags and crying without a black hood or orange jammies? Who screwed up the logistics on this?
I was promised - I was promised repeatedly - that by now half of the rightwingers would have been raptured by Republican Jesus and the only half would be sitting in truck containers in the desert or having shootouts against the feds with their Rascal-mounted AR-15s. Instead we're at the end of Year Seven of the Reign of the Kenyan Antichrist, and we can't even get a decent gun control bill, an immigration reform bill, a jobs bill, or a climate change bill because of all the goddamn conservatives who absolutely vowed to us that soon they'd be doing Jager bombs with the Apostles or playing Wolverines against the powder blue Ban Ki-Moon brigade. Hell, even Canada was supposed to be an option. Weren't they going to move to Canada and discover they have actual socialized medicine up there, and that would be entertaining for the rest of us? Who did that? Who moved to Canada? No one!
Conservatives swore they'd be gone. What is taking them so long?
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