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Thursday, October 13, 2016
Jesus Weighs In: "Trump Should Be Forgiven. Also Sued And Possibly Imprisoned."
Look, the compassion I and the Father have toward the world is beyond human understanding, okay? And trying to emulate it is always a good thing. It's good to forgive those who have wronged us. Just like it's also good for people to use the courts to seek financial compensation - maybe enough financial compensation to put a certain billionaire loudmouth into the kind of poverty that would make him have to wear one of those actual barrel-and-suspender things you see on cartoons.
My kingdom is of the spirit, and it is an impenetrable mystery. The workings of the state and federal court systems - both civil and criminal - are completely different. This is one of those classic "render unto Caesar" thingies.
Forgive Donald Trump in your hearts, people. I mean it. That's what you should do. Just don't let anything I say imply that many of you shouldn't also get a cute little lawsuit going with all your friends from the pageant and try to bleed the son of a bitch until he has to sell those ugly buildings of his. And then maybe put him in a numbered jumpsuit for a couple years.
In a way the humility might be good for him. You'd be helping his soul while you totally ran over his brand with a truck. The end result would be a better Donald, and I think we can all agree on that. In the fullness of time, my Being includes both justice and mercy, working together, and yeah sometimes we have to sting a fat, orange asshole now and again. But that's just the way it goes.
Remember: My love is for all, but it doesn't guarantee the right to obscene wealth, freedom from consequences, or election to the office of President of the United States. It'd take a real moron to believe something like that.
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